Hmmm, just what is your take on Napoleon and Illya. I may be able to point you to some fic you'd like. (I suspect my version of those boys might be a bit vanilla for you. I can't even believe how chaste some of my earlier UNCLE stories are.)

I've toyed with giving flashslash a shot. I used to be a big fan of the contrelamontre challenges back in the day. But 8 minutes! That's a bit daunting. Still, it might be worth a try...