You have identified precisely the row and column that made my heart beat faster. Though that second row from the top also has boyband gold in it.

I'm with you on wondering what the heck tentacles were doing with h/c tropes. Crack, sure. Kink, absolutely. But not h/c. (I didn't avoid the pregnancy stuff, mostly because I seem to have suddenly turned a corner on liking at least some mpreg. How the heck did that happen?)