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Dec. 27th, 2025 07:51 pmYuletide Recs!
Dec. 27th, 2025 11:51 amDo Not Need to Know Canon
Chalion/World of the Five Gods - Lois McMaster Bujold
a knock at your front door. I think all you need to know to read this story is that there are five Gods - the Mother, the Father, the Son, the Daughter, and the Bastard - who are definitely real but rarely interfere in human affairs. They can, however, make people saints - able to do limited miracles - if they need to. This story deals with the Father, the God least-explored in canon, and is set in modern-day Chalion. It's got a clever look at what modern Chalion might be like, a very likable main character, and some beautiful writing.
FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion of Your Thesis Defense - Luke Burns
If you've never read the canon, I've linked it above. It's extremely short and you will be glad you did. There are other "Snake Fight" stories and they're all fun.
Snake Logistics for Spring Defenses. Some students are just begging for a black mamba.
Need to Know Canon
Dragonriders of Pern - Anne McCaffrey
find the true. Mirrim and F'lar have a chat at a Gather. I enjoyed this conversation between two characters who I don't think ever exchange words in canon. Good characterization, good atmosphere.
Earthsea - Ursula K. Le Guin
to be useful, if not free. My gift! A backstory/canon diverge AU for Serret, the enchantress in A Wizard of Earthsea. Beautifully written, beautifully structured.
The Long Walk - Stephen King
There's No Discharge in the War. Stebbins in a time loop. Long, intense, often horrifying, sometimes very moving, and cleverly constructed story about Stebbins and the other Walkers.
"The Lottery" - Shirley Jackson; New Yorker RPF
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death. Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who runs the lottery in Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery." If you've never heard of him, he's a journalist who's very good at letting people hang themselves with their own words. The story is dead-on, hilarious, and chilling.
Lyra series/Caught in Crystal - Patricia Wrede
Three Things That Might Have Happened to Kayl Larrinar. My treat! A very satisfyingly bittersweet canon divergence AU for Kayl's Star Cluster, full of camaraderie and atmosphere.
Mushishi
I want to taste the shadows, too. A lovely little casefic/character study about Adashino, the guy who collects mushi-related stuff. It really feels like an episode of the anime, especially the final portion.
Some Like It Hot
Anchors Away. A short and very sweet post-movie coda.
Watership Down - Richard Adams
There is no bargain. Five encounters with The Black Rabbit of Inlé. An exploration of how the Black Rabbit is different things to different rabbits in different circumstances, very well-done, sometimes moving, sometimes chilling. The Black Rabbit is Death, so warning for rabbit death.
What have you enjoyed in the collection?
This student's group project debacle is only further proof that blindly trusting your classmates to do their fair share of the work is never a good idea.
Of course, in an ideal world, you shouldn't have to worry about your partner's ability to do their bit. You should be able to focus on your own responsibilities, and that should be enough. However, if you were a high achiever growing up, you probably learned early on that instilling your trust in a classmate with whom you were randomly paired by your teacher for a group project is a gamble.
Sure, they might impress you. They might even knock it out of the park. But if you don't check in on them throughout the process, then you might show up on the day the assignment is due with no way to repair or correct that partner's shoddy work.
This college student had the unfortunate experience of learning in the middle of the night right before the due date that his partner's portion was partially plagiarized. But wait, it gets worse. The other portion wasn't original material either; it was fully generated by ChatGPT. Somehow, this guy thought their professor would not use the plagiarism checkers she literally told the whole class she would use.
The thing that makes me love reading and writing about these stories is how I can almost always find some underlying philosophical concepts hidden in or behind them. Which is probably the thing I do the most, like, in honestly, it's a thing I can't stop doing, and I don't blame people in my life who have had enough of it or think it's annoying. I just love how, when an idea or concept written anytime between decades to millennials ago, if it's good and smart, it just stays relevant
And in this story, like most, there are a bunch of those in it. I'm only going to focus on one. But I'll get to that later in this post.
What I'd like to begin with is a genuine, warm congratulations to our guy, who, by some magical power, was able to avoid this pretty well-known truth about the nature of most people. I know that sounds cynical, but I'm actually being sincere. If anything, the fact that it took this man 8 years, 8 years of being in a pure, naive state of life, where work is a place you don't have to look over your shoulder in, is beautiful.
The problem is, and this is something we've all experienced at some point in our lives, it's better to rip the band-aid quickly, and the earlier the better.
Fannish Fifty #47: fave new gay romance movie
Dec. 27th, 2025 10:17 amRumor has it that Red, White & Royal Blue was written by a slasher after the orange felon's election in 2016, her fantasy response of what the world should be like. The book was recommended to me by slashers, but I hadn't got around to reading it before the movie came out. Usually I would read the book first, but my zoom movie group picked it so we all watched together.
It's a delightful film about the secret romance between the son of the female American president and the British prince. Both men are good-looking and charming, their initial antagonism, the building attraction, and their eventual relationship all very fun.
The British prince is played by Nicholas Galitzine, who I've seen in several other roles (also the prince in Amazon's recent Cinderella), and has recently bulked up to star in He-Man. He is an up and comer I expect to keep enjoy watching.
I won't say the movie is perfect, though right now all I remember of our mild critiques is Uma Thurman's Texas accent is bizarre.
I read the book afterwards, also enjoying it very much, and actually I'd recommend that order. The book has a lot more detail, more on the secondary characters of the sister and the assistant who is trying to keep the relationship quiet, that I think I would have been disappointed to not see in the movie.
It's on Amazon Prime and only available there afaik. Red, White & Royal Wedding is in pre-production. I'm very pleased to see a gay romance being so successful it spawns a sequel. It's about time.
I don't know that it was written by a slasher but it certainly feels like it. Not quite enemies to lovers, more like forced grumpy acquaintances to lovers. Very fun!
Today in Stories I Wish I Could Read
Dec. 27th, 2025 01:17 pmI have been watching my entire dashboard lose its collective mind over Heated Rivalry.
I tried to read this fic, which has in-universe fandom, one of my favorite tropes, and has a retrospective slant on what the development of hockey RPF in-universe would be like. Petra-nip.
I got as far as an in-universe primer for one of the characters, and was swamped with the combined nostalgia/trauma.
They're fictional! They can't possibly be sekrit racists or abetting rapists or not-so-sekritly shaking hands with Putin! They're not real!
And I can't do it.
I hope you are all having a wonderful time with your sinless imaginary hockey bros. I just keep thinking, "But if they were Real, they'd have Secrets that would make me Hate them."
I guess I will continue not engaging, because if I can't read an imaginary primer about an imaginary hockey player, I would be completely pants at watching the show. Primers are how I learned about real hockey players! It's a great starting place!
But not for me.
There is an epidemic quietly reshaping our lives, how we live, work, and even rest. We are permanently switched on, tethered to notifications, inboxes, and expectations that never seem to cease. We've become a society where somehow the appearance of being "busy" means more than the actual work itself and the quality of work we're putting forward.
It started with the status lights on team communication software, green for "active," amber for "inactive," and grey for "definitely at the beach and not working today." Now, it has spread to our evenings, holidays, and vacations.
Constantly required to be present, always connected. If you're out of reach and unable to respond to your boss's messages for even one evening or one day, it's a catastrophe, a betrayal, and flying in the face of your obligation to the company and what the company "Stands for."
I saw something recently that I found quite striking, and it has stuck with me: all of this connectedness and distractedness. It all keeps our minds from being bored and wandering, it keeps us from turning to books and reading, and distracts us from the very things that we know lead to and fuel creativity and ideation.
Is that why, then, we have turned to automation to do our creative tasks? Are we truly and entirely disconnected from the ability to be creative?
As someone who is, by nature, tied to the internet for a living, I find it quite challenging to get away from my laptop and switch off. But I need to be able to do this. As a writer, I need to read to hone my vocabulary, keep those neural circuits firing, and expand my lexicon. Reading away from any screens for extended periods is the best way to do this, but there's this constant push-and-pull between my computer-centric tasks and my actual need and ability to write.
I have found myself, these last few years, reading less than ever, getting further and further away from something that is so important to my work.
So here's what I'm doing in 2026: Greyscale screens, using accessibility and productivity settings on both my iPhone and laptop to reduce dependence on screens for dopamine. Reduce distractions, try to remain offline as often as possible, and dig into deep work periods, allocating time to tasks that won't be interrupted by my phone, email, or messages. The same will go for my personal time and time with my friends and family: be present in the moment and take it in at its fullest.
What else, really, is the point of all of this anyway?
This diner has a few bones to pick with the local restaurant scene, which has been rather ridiculous for their past few meals out.
Eating at restaurants with your friends or family members is a great part of life. You really do have some of the best conversations while you're sitting around waiting for your food to arrive. Since you don't have to cook, you get to have plenty of time to chat about your day or make plans for the future.
But obviously, you and I both live in current day, and it's expensive out here, so going out to eat is a treat for a lot of people. It's not something they do every day, or even every week, so when people do get the chance to eat at a restaurant, they hope that their experience is really great.
For this person, though, dining has recently brought a few challenges along with it, as you can read all about below. They're not impressed with the level of customer service they've been getting, which seems to be an ongoing problem. There are lots of people looking for work, yet a lot of businesses also seem chronically understaffed. And that means when you go out to eat, you're facing long wait times to be sat, grumpy waitstaff who have been berated by customers all day, and food that you just know used to taste a lot better before restaurants started cutting corners and slimming down their portion sizes. It's not all bad, but… it could certainly use some improvement.
This person shared their strange experiences recently, and commenters commiserated with them. Check out both stories down below… and weigh in about the whole tea debacle. Was it weird for this waitress to try and charge someone $8 for drinking "tea without the tea?" Maybe she didn't get any sleep before her shift or something, because it's one of the silliest things I've ever heard. Maybe she should try charging them a few pennies for the electricity needed to heat the water, instead of just arguing about whether or not hot water constitutes tea.
Challenge # 482: On The Road Again
Dec. 27th, 2025 04:45 pmThis week's challenge is:
Reminder of Rules
Entries should be 100, 200, or 300 words exactly, excluding titles and headers.
Please place the body of your entry behind a cut.
Tag with the appropriate Challenge, Fandom, Type, and Ratings tags. If a tag for your fandom doesn't exist, leave a request on the Tag Request post and I'll create the tags you need. You can request as many fandom tags as you want.
You don't need to use the challenge word or phrase in your drabble, though you can if you like.
Each challenge ends when the new challenge is posted, but if you're a few days late that's still fine.
NEW RULE: DOUBLE AND TRIPLE DRABBLES ARE ALSO ACCEPTED ;)
Have fun!
There is absolutely nothing that everybody should read, right?
Dec. 27th, 2025 04:11 pmThis came via
calimac: The 14 children's classics every adult should read
Oh yeah?
I read Ballet Shoes but as I recall, the first Streatfeild that actually crossed my reading eyes was Party Frock, okay, not so iconic a work.
I have to confess that I was recommended The Hobbit in my first year at uni in that unprepossessing circumstance of 'bloke I was not terribly impressed with' pressing it upon me.
I was well past childhood when Watership Down became a lapine phenomenon, but have read it.
As far as I can recall, I read Treasure Island when I was 7 or 8 and have never returned to it, perhaps I should.
Have no memory of The Enchanted Wood as such, but am pretty sure Miss S in primary school read us The Magic Faraway Tree one afternoon.
My first contact with Anne of Green Gables was retold in pictures in either Girl or Princess but we subsequently acquired copies of this and ?one or two of the sequels, or were these in the school library?
Little Women: now that one I did read at a very early age.
Ditto the Alice books.
My Family and Other Animals was one of offerings of my parents' book club - how has it become a children's classic?
The Secret Garden and The Wind in the Willows (also the Pooh books which are shamefully missing from this list) were Christmastime special offers from aforementioned book club.
I have never read The Little Prince, though I've osmosed a certain amount about it.
I don't think I read The Railway Children until I was of maturer years: my first Nesbit was The House of Arden, borrowed from Our Friends Along the Street, and I think maybe The Treasure Seekers and The Wouldbegoods on primary school library shelf?
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe was a Christmas present (Penguin edition) when I was 10 or 11, and I went on to read the rest via the good offices of the local public library.
These all seem a bit somehow obvious? Without disputing their classic status, it's still a somewhat banal line-up.
Did you survive the holidays? Congrats! Now, you deserve memes.
What a wild ride it has been. We don't know about you, but we are SO ready for 2026. Time to shed the old and start the transformation into the new your. New year, new you, and you actually mean it this time, right?! We sure do. One thing we will not be changing, however, is our meme intake. We are constantly scrolling though memes. One could say that us Cheezburger employees are made of memes. Cut us open and all you'll see are LOLs! We even lol at the dark, because it's all about balance, baby!
So… Like, what are we supposed to do during these days between Christmas and New Years? I'm already eating too much sugar and carbs. If I have one more espresso martini my heart might explode. And don't even get me started on the survival of the mentally fittest in my family home. Like, yes mom and dad, you're right. I AM a grown adult. So quit telling me what to do and how to do it! You're just leading me to want to turn my brain off for even longer and scroll 'til my fingers fall off.
But we won't let that happen! We're here to share just the right amount of memes with you. Just a dash of memes! That way, you won't get lost in the sauce that is doom scrolling. Here you can enjoy LOLs with the safety of a finite number. So buckle up and get ready to laugh, bestie!
Yuletide Recs 1
Dec. 27th, 2025 04:09 pmAkhenaten - Glass
The lone and level sands stretch far away: or, Egptian historical fiction. Based on the opera, but can be read without having heard it yet knowing who Akhenaten was. Poetic and intense.
Greek Myths:
Mothers of the Brazen Spear: Andromache and three of her sisters-in-law after the Trojan war. Based on Euripides.
Homophrosyne: Penelope through twenty years.
Born with Teeth:
To Bite the World: in which Will and Kit talk and role play Richard III and Anne Neville. Matches the play really well.
Bride of the Rat God - Hambly :
A closer kinship: the crucial moment from the novel's backstory when Christine shows up in England to whisk Norah away. This is one of my favourite Barbara Hambly novels, and the characterisation of both women is perfect.
Copenhagen - Frayn:
Quantum Game Theory: Four alternate timelines where the Copenhagen meeting never happened, and one where it did. Clever, moving and profound.
Farscape:
Look after the Princess: in which Katralla from s2's Princess trilogy wakes up post- Peacekeeper Wars (there are plot reasons) to find herself in a mad adventure with Aeryn Sun. And Aeryn's baby. And the usual Farscape insanity. Really feels like an episode in the best way, and fleshes out Katralla to boot.
Also, there are still free spots if you want me to ramble on something on the January meme.
In the work world, you can never truly trust anyone. Your coworker "besties" are there for you to bond with over the same unfortunate happenings in the office, but that doesn't mean you can count on them to be trustworthy individuals who are looking out for your best interests. At the end of the day, the method of survival in any workplace is never to play all of your cards. You just might end up kicking yourself for all the times you told your coworker one too many crazy stories… Or, you can do nothing at all, and colleagues will still have it out for you. Your choice!
How do we win if, no matter what we do, we are promised coworker relationship dissonance? One-sided "beef" is one of the trickiest to navigate because you can't change what you are, and they can't change how they feel about you. Some people are simply miserable, and unfortunately, that makes for a rather unpleasant experience in a work setting.
Nothing hurts more than a colleague immediately taking a dislike toward you, even more so when they try to paint you as some incompetent fool who shouldn't have been hired in the first place. The proof is in the pudding (or, workplace output), so you're not necessarily in any work danger, but the passive knowing that someone believes you to be a terrible employee feels terrible. Do you tell your boss? Feign contentment until it all blows over, if it ever does? Such situations are tricky; a lot of the resolutions might be too emotionally expensive to afford.
After all is said and done, it's your word against your angry colleague's. Does your boss see what's going on, too? They might, and are just waiting for you to make the first complaint. Such is the case in this next story, where a coworker targets their colleagues and deems them incompetent, only to take credit for the work they've done. Scroll to read.



