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Just got an email comment on my second UNCLE slash story, written, oh, about 15 years ago. It included the following gem:

"You have a knack for plot, and your dialogue isn't bad. :) Practice makes perfect, ne?"

I am soooo tempted to send a snarky reply, but think I shall settle for amused silence.

(BTW, I'm not saying the story's a gem. Those early UNCLE stories were a bit rough. But, man, I think my dialogue is better than not bad. *g*)

Date: 2010-09-15 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

I'm only a semi-lurker at best in MFU land but there's been a recent crop of newbies and unless you recognize the name of the person who sent you the e-mail I'd guess it's one of those and that they thought it might be encouraging? *tries to be charitable*

I recently had a LoM newbie send me a PM to encourage me, suggesting that I should try my hand at writing another LoM story, cos, you know, I've only written the one. *g*

I've got out of the habit but I used to collect my favourite odd comments on my stories, here's just a select few:

I think this is the most charming love story I've ever read involving victims of mind control drugs and rape and extortion at the hands of ruthless young women bent on revenge for their hustling brother's suicide. Reynardin.


I cannot list all the very, very strange things I have read. I can tell you though, that this wins the weirdness award. And the one for entertainment. It was...really good. And I'm not sure how on earth to react to it, and, erm, well. Thank you for proving that fandom can still be a very, very surprising place. kiwi_from_hell

This is seriously awesome!!!!! I've read Cartland books, and you are waaaaaaaay better than that!! :) Siluria

Best use of a rubber duck ever. acidpenguin46

Flippin heck, woman - you nearly blew my cassock off. Norfolkdumpling

I'm not going to be able to go through the scented candle display at M&S for a *while* now, damn you... Halotolerant.

Date: 2010-09-15 02:15 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] shayheyred.livejournal.com
Well, to put things in perspective, back when I was a (rather fat) actress, I once got a review that said, "(Shayheyred's real name) did a great job playing the drag icon Divine, the person she most nearly resembles."

As for me, I think your writing is brilliant. Just a few more tries, dear, and you should be even better...

*runs away*

Date: 2010-09-15 02:16 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] shayheyred.livejournal.com
Oops, that comment was meant for przed, who KNOWS I adore her.

Date: 2010-09-15 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

No problem, I'm English, I always assume sarcasm is a sign of deep friendship... except when it isn't. *g*

Date: 2010-09-15 02:29 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] shayheyred.livejournal.com
Heehee, something we Americans think we understand, but clearly don't.

Date: 2010-09-15 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

We're only truly rude to/with the people we love, it's a thing.

At least we don't insist that piano legs be covered any more, it's progress.

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Date: 2010-09-15 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] przed.livejournal.com
Just a few more tries, dear, and you should be even better...

Awww, thanks! That means so much, coming from you. *g*

::prepares for chasing down one Shay::

Date: 2010-09-15 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] przed.livejournal.com
I tracked down the offender's commenter's LJ by googling her address (apparently I've got all this time on my hands *g*) and she seems to be a yaoi fan with almost no one friended. Interesting...

I'm working on the assumption that she wanted to be helpful, but it's like someone patting me on the head for my work in kindergarten. I like your wacky comments better. I want to write a story that makes someone avoid the M&S scented candle display. *g*

Date: 2010-09-15 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

Did she see it somewhere where its age was apparent? Most of my archived stuff looks like it was written in the last year if you pay attention to the date it was posted.

Ah yes... that would be the story where Doyle uses a candle to... light Bodie's way. Yes. :D

Date: 2010-09-15 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gritsinmisery.livejournal.com
Is this the confessional-rattler, or something older?

Date: 2010-09-15 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

That's the one, if the box is a rockin' don't come a knockin' *g*

Date: 2010-09-15 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] przed.livejournal.com
To be fair, that story is only posted on my website, with no date in sight.

Doyle, ahem, lights Bodie's way? Heh.

Date: 2010-09-15 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

Yes, Bodie needs a hand as he's wearing handcuffs at the time. Doyle is nothing if not helpful. *nods*

Date: 2010-09-15 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] przed.livejournal.com
That Doyle. Always willing to help a bloke out. *g*

Date: 2010-09-15 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

The man is a cub scout, not question about it, always willing to help Bodie with his woggle.

Date: 2010-09-15 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gritsinmisery.livejournal.com
It's an illuminating little story...

*ducks and runs*

Date: 2010-09-15 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

Well, it certainly opened a few eyes. *g*

Date: 2010-09-15 02:33 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] shayheyred.livejournal.com
Perhaps English is not her first language (the "ne" is either an anime affectation or she may be Asian). In any case, I think it may be a kindly-meant pat on the head from someone who thinks "do your best!" is the greatest response to creative endeavors.

Date: 2010-09-15 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] przed.livejournal.com
Based on her profile, I'd say American with anime affectations. (She claims to live in a cornfield. I suppose she could be ex-pat Asian, but I'm thinking not.)

I'm trying not to respond with the snark, because I'm half-convinced it was well-meant. If only condescension weren't such a red flag for me.

Date: 2010-09-15 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

I honestly think the smiley face is supposed to indicate that it's well-meant. You don't really hang out on the MFU coms and she would have had to have found your website by googling/digging around for it so she might think you're trying out the fandom for the first time and haven't moved on to the coms/in to the archives yet.

Date: 2010-09-15 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] przed.livejournal.com
Which is a fair enough assessment. I really haven't been active in UNCLE for years. It's just amusing as hell from my end, considering the number of years I was really active in the fandom. (Way pre-LJ, of course.)

Date: 2010-09-15 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com
That's the thing, I think people are skipping from fandom to fandom so much any more that half the time they don't really know any of the background stuff. When I've become interested in a fandom it's because I've seen/read all of the canon (or am doing so as the canon is in the process of airing) and because I've read at least a large percentage of the archived stories/older stories at the coms. I think I was hanging out at LI'73, reading and commenting for about two-three months before I ever posted anything there. I really don't want this to come off as a "hey kids get off my lawn thing" but I've recently seen people posting stories/leaving comments at both LoM and Pros where they've said "I haven't watched all of the show yet" or "I've only seen four episodes." I think it was about a year ago where someone posted at LI'73 to ask which one was Sam and which one was Gene as she was about to post a story and wanted to check. Egads!

I recognize writers names in my fandoms that haven't been active in them in years/who have long since moved on to other fandoms but I don't think that would be common any more. My experience with the newb who thought I should be encouraged to write my second story isn't an isolated one.

Ah, I followed the name you mentioned further down and she does indeed appear to be a bit of a fandom butterfly. Her recs cover multiple fandoms.
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gritsinmisery.livejournal.com
One does wonder WTF a suchlike person is doing in the middle of Muncle-land. I offer up prayers unto the fic-gods that she's not going to try her hand at NCIS fic -- badfic abounds in that fandom.

Date: 2010-09-15 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] przed.livejournal.com
Well, if you see a certain sqkiwibird pop up, you might want to run away. I'm just sayin'.

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