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I should be writing. Instead, I'm taking a silly quiz. On which I didn't do too badly, considering I haven't really touched alcohol for six or seven years.

Bourbon

Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (83), and liquor (104).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender
:

You scored higher than 51%
on proof

You scored higher than 97%
on beer index

You scored higher than 87%
on wine index

You scored higher than 95%
on liquor index