Shag-Marry-Cliff Meme

[przed]

Couldn't resist this one.

- Leave a comment on this post, and I will give you the names of three characters.

- Post on your LJ/DW and tell us which one you would shag, which one you would marry, and which one you would push off a cliff.

Please feel free to splain your choices!

- Invite others to do the same!

The evil solosundance gave me Jason Orange, Boromir and Ray Doyle.

Shag: The clear winner here is Ray Doyle. The man is sex personified, with the tight jeans and the curly hair and the wiry build. In fact, his sexiness prompted one of my favourite exchanges with the Sweetie, lo, these many years ago.

Me: Doyle is sex on a stick.
Sweetie: Who's stick is he sex on? Bodie's?
Me: ::falls over laughing::

This is why the Sweetie is awesome.

Marry: At first blush, I considered cliffing Mr. Orange, but then I realized that of the three of them, he's the best marriage material. Sexy as hell, but also the mostly likely to brew you a nice cup of tea and massage your feet when you've had a bad day. Mmmm, foot massage...

Cliff: That leaves poor Boromir for the cliff. But he's a tough Gondorian warrior. I'm sure he can take it. ;-)

If there's anyone left who hasn't played, I'm happy to supply three names.

Comments

[golden-bastet.livejournal.com]

I just have to say, if you have a spare weekend, I would be more than willing to borrow the Sweetie!

That is *hilarious*, LOL.

[przed.livejournal.com]

Well, he's started threatening to come to BistoCon if we do it again, so you may have a chance to meet him. *g*

He's a keeper.

[dawnebeth.livejournal.com]

I don't know the first two, but Doyle is definitely sex on a stick.

[przed.livejournal.com]

May I present Mr Jason Orange:


And Boromir from Lord of the Rings, as played by Sean Bean:


It was a hard choice. *g*

[miwahni.livejournal.com]

Giggling at the Sweetie; yes, truly awesome.

[przed.livejournal.com]

The Sweetie is a good 'un. *g*

[solosundance.livejournal.com]

I predicted you might cliff poor Boromir (for exactly the reasons you give, although of course there is the question how could you not shag a Gondorian warrior?? *g*) but I couldn't decide how it would go for the other two. I like your reasoning though! Heh, I don't think either Bodie or Doyle have qualified as marriage material in recent answers I've seen to the meme - clearly they are meant for each other.

[przed.livejournal.com]

My first thought was that I was going to have to cliff poor Jason, but then I realized he really was the best husband material. *g*

Shagging a Gondorian warrior was tempting, but Doyle just slightly beat him in the sexy-bit-of-scruff sweepstakes. *g*