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Couldn't resist this one.

- Leave a comment on this post, and I will give you the names of three characters.

- Post on your LJ/DW and tell us which one you would shag, which one you would marry, and which one you would push off a cliff.

Please feel free to splain your choices!

- Invite others to do the same!

The evil

solosundance gave me Jason Orange, Boromir and Ray Doyle.

Shag: The clear winner here is Ray Doyle. The man is sex personified, with the tight jeans and the curly hair and the wiry build. In fact, his sexiness prompted one of my favourite exchanges with the Sweetie, lo, these many years ago.

Me: Doyle is sex on a stick.
Sweetie: Who's stick is he sex on? Bodie's?
Me: ::falls over laughing::

This is why the Sweetie is awesome.

Marry: At first blush, I considered cliffing Mr. Orange, but then I realized that of the three of them, he's the best marriage material. Sexy as hell, but also the mostly likely to brew you a nice cup of tea and massage your feet when you've had a bad day. Mmmm, foot massage...

Cliff: That leaves poor Boromir for the cliff. But he's a tough Gondorian warrior. I'm sure he can take it. ;-)

If there's anyone left who hasn't played, I'm happy to supply three names.